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What You've Been Missing
Oct. 2nd, 2013 10:09 pmHey, you! Yeah, you with the thick shipping goggles and the bizarre, unusual kinks. I know you.
You're the ones who read Thrymskvida and write crossdressing!Marvel!Thorki, the ones who start giggling madly every time someone says "Loki" and "horse" in the same sentence and know the "Jotnar = nature and feminine" theories because "OMFGs Tom Hiddleston as a hot intersex guy". You're the ones who watch Jesus Christ Superstar once and ship J/J for the rest of your lives, the ones who watch Supernatural or read Good Omens and suddenly get a craving for wing!fics and angels with way too many heads. You're the ones who manage to ship Achilles/Patroclos even in That Horrible Movie, and the ones who ship Apollo/Dyonisus but never bother to write anything about it - and I'll never get why.
But you're so much more than just that, aren't you? You're the ones who remember all the times Zeus turned into an animal to spice thing up with a maiden. You're the ones who know that Odin crossdresses too, and that his wife was quite fond of her brothers-in-law. You're the ones who read the tale of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight and are more interested in the amount of manly totally-not-romantic slashy kisses than in the magic or the possible death of the hero.
Let's face it, you probably look at Japanese Mythology and think, "yeah, this could use more The Fisherman's Wife's Dream-like moments". You read the Epic of Gilgamesh and say, "Why didn't he just have a threesome with Enkidu and that hot goddess?".
And that's okay. Mythology is all about shagging and killing and shagging again and you know it. What is NOT okay is not doing anything about it!
That's way you ARE going to prompt and fill something for mythology_kink.
Click for awesome!
Let's face it: this community is dead. No one prompts or fills anymore.
But isn't it a real shame? And wouldn't you like to be able to read quality fanfictions about your favourite mythological pairings, the ones that nobody else ever seems to know? Wouldn't you like to write it yourself? To explore an incredible range of kinks, from the classic adultery to things like crossdressing and Mpreg and incest and gore and femdom and slash and femslash? My Fandoms have all that kind of stuff and so much more - what about yours? Well, I guess your Fandoms don't even have mind-blowing beauties and demigods of incredible strenght and stamina ...
Still not convinced? Fine. That's your problem. I'll have sea monsters and adventures and godly sexy-times while you have your tenth arranged marriage-and-they-have-cheap cultural differences-and-angst-and-vaginas-and-a-baby Marvel!Thorki fic in a row.
Bye!
You're the ones who read Thrymskvida and write crossdressing!Marvel!Thorki, the ones who start giggling madly every time someone says "Loki" and "horse" in the same sentence and know the "Jotnar = nature and feminine" theories because "OMFGs Tom Hiddleston as a hot intersex guy". You're the ones who watch Jesus Christ Superstar once and ship J/J for the rest of your lives, the ones who watch Supernatural or read Good Omens and suddenly get a craving for wing!fics and angels with way too many heads. You're the ones who manage to ship Achilles/Patroclos even in That Horrible Movie, and the ones who ship Apollo/Dyonisus but never bother to write anything about it - and I'll never get why.
But you're so much more than just that, aren't you? You're the ones who remember all the times Zeus turned into an animal to spice thing up with a maiden. You're the ones who know that Odin crossdresses too, and that his wife was quite fond of her brothers-in-law. You're the ones who read the tale of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight and are more interested in the amount of manly totally-not-romantic slashy kisses than in the magic or the possible death of the hero.
Let's face it, you probably look at Japanese Mythology and think, "yeah, this could use more The Fisherman's Wife's Dream-like moments". You read the Epic of Gilgamesh and say, "Why didn't he just have a threesome with Enkidu and that hot goddess?".
And that's okay. Mythology is all about shagging and killing and shagging again and you know it. What is NOT okay is not doing anything about it!
That's way you ARE going to prompt and fill something for mythology_kink.
Click for awesome!
Let's face it: this community is dead. No one prompts or fills anymore.
But isn't it a real shame? And wouldn't you like to be able to read quality fanfictions about your favourite mythological pairings, the ones that nobody else ever seems to know? Wouldn't you like to write it yourself? To explore an incredible range of kinks, from the classic adultery to things like crossdressing and Mpreg and incest and gore and femdom and slash and femslash? My Fandoms have all that kind of stuff and so much more - what about yours? Well, I guess your Fandoms don't even have mind-blowing beauties and demigods of incredible strenght and stamina ...
Still not convinced? Fine. That's your problem. I'll have sea monsters and adventures and godly sexy-times while you have your tenth arranged marriage-and-they-have-cheap cultural differences-and-angst-and-vaginas-and-a-baby Marvel!Thorki fic in a row.
Bye!
