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sigyn_haljaAm I seriously the only fangirl who craves a Norse Mythology kinkmeme?
Like, not a generic mythology kinkmeme - actually, there is one already, but it's kinda, you know, dead and not resurrecting anytime soon. And certainly not a Greek/Roman Mythology kinkmeme with the odd reference to other pantheons. And, heck, NOT a Thor kinkmeme where everyone throws random mythologic names around in their porn - "LOL I made Freya an Asian-American asexual guy who married Bruce Banner in Las Vegas years before the start of the actual prompt" - and acts like an experct because they read Loki fucked a horse in a fanfiction.
... Okay, okay, I know. But it seriously gets annoying and tiring when you search for Norse Mythology fanfics on AO3 and all you ever get is Marvel!Thorki with some vague mention in the first line of the prologue of "that awesome chick Glut who's totally Loki's first and most important wife and gave him loads of kids and I'm pretty sure she's EVERYWHERE in the original lore" (okay, "respect other people's headcanons", I get it and I try to always apply it - but still) because people either honestly think MCU = Norse Myths or just don't know how to use tags. (No, it's not a crossover, it's just that you made a Marvel!Jotun OC and decided to call xir Angrboda.)
I want a place were people say "Norse" and actually mean it. I want a place where I can ask for fanarts of Loki's scarred lips or Modgud/Hell fluffy fanfics or Freyr/Freya "this is fordibben in Asgard but who gives a fuck" sexytimes, where I can see if other people share my headcanons and compare characterizations, where I can joke about the "Aesir were Trojan heroes" theories or about Heimdall's huge threesome kink and people get it - and, above all, a place where nobody ever says "Asgardians".
Norse Mythology is basically the perfect Fandom - it's got crossdressing, slash (and femslash, if we want to look a bit deeper into Frigg and Fulla's relationship ...), bestiality, loads of angst, weird humor, incest, awesome female characters who don't need to be turned into Valkyrie-like warriors to be cool ... and up until now I've only found a bit of Loki/Sigyn and a couple of Odin/Loki fics. It's depressing, really.
Yeah, yeah, I know. "You want it, you write it". And you know what? I did, I do and I will keep doing it.
But I still think a Norse Mythology kinkmeme would be the best thing since the mead-goat.
Like, not a generic mythology kinkmeme - actually, there is one already, but it's kinda, you know, dead and not resurrecting anytime soon. And certainly not a Greek/Roman Mythology kinkmeme with the odd reference to other pantheons. And, heck, NOT a Thor kinkmeme where everyone throws random mythologic names around in their porn - "LOL I made Freya an Asian-American asexual guy who married Bruce Banner in Las Vegas years before the start of the actual prompt" - and acts like an experct because they read Loki fucked a horse in a fanfiction.
... Okay, okay, I know. But it seriously gets annoying and tiring when you search for Norse Mythology fanfics on AO3 and all you ever get is Marvel!Thorki with some vague mention in the first line of the prologue of "that awesome chick Glut who's totally Loki's first and most important wife and gave him loads of kids and I'm pretty sure she's EVERYWHERE in the original lore" (okay, "respect other people's headcanons", I get it and I try to always apply it - but still) because people either honestly think MCU = Norse Myths or just don't know how to use tags. (No, it's not a crossover, it's just that you made a Marvel!Jotun OC and decided to call xir Angrboda.)
I want a place were people say "Norse" and actually mean it. I want a place where I can ask for fanarts of Loki's scarred lips or Modgud/Hell fluffy fanfics or Freyr/Freya "this is fordibben in Asgard but who gives a fuck" sexytimes, where I can see if other people share my headcanons and compare characterizations, where I can joke about the "Aesir were Trojan heroes" theories or about Heimdall's huge threesome kink and people get it - and, above all, a place where nobody ever says "Asgardians".
Norse Mythology is basically the perfect Fandom - it's got crossdressing, slash (and femslash, if we want to look a bit deeper into Frigg and Fulla's relationship ...), bestiality, loads of angst, weird humor, incest, awesome female characters who don't need to be turned into Valkyrie-like warriors to be cool ... and up until now I've only found a bit of Loki/Sigyn and a couple of Odin/Loki fics. It's depressing, really.
Yeah, yeah, I know. "You want it, you write it". And you know what? I did, I do and I will keep doing it.
But I still think a Norse Mythology kinkmeme would be the best thing since the mead-goat.
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Date: 2014-05-06 09:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-07 01:27 pm (UTC)Magari, se qualcuno con un po' d'esperienza mi desse qualche consiglio, almeno per iniziare ...
Avevo una mezza idea di creare una challenge su EFP, ma a quanto pare dovrei fare una richiesta di attivazione come giudice di contest. A parte il fatto che i tempi sarebbero probabilmente apocalittici (sto tipo aspettando dall'estate scorsa che aprano una sezione per cui ho già postato cinque storie), dovrei segnalare i contest che ho già concluso ... senza averne ancora aperto uno. Boh, con regolamenti espressi così bene sento che farei solo casini.
E poi la sezione Epico di EFP puzza. Cioè, non la sezione in sé, ma il fatto che le storie a tema mitologico siano classificate come originali e messe con le originali vere e proprie. E che siano tutte insieme senza nemmeno una straccio di sottosezioni, nemmeno per la Mitologia Classica.
(Questo è uno di quei giorni in cui comincio a parlare di qualcosa e finisco a lamentarmi di EFP, a quanto pare. Oh well)
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Date: 2014-05-07 05:17 pm (UTC)EFP è un gran casino, non me ne parlare! Io sul forum metto piede il meno possibile e se mai deciderò di indire un contest sarà da qualche altra parte, presumo, anche a costo di avere una minor affluenza...
La sezione Epico sta diventando un bordello, dovrebbero almeno avere la decenza di differenziare tra mitologie. O almeno tra la Classica e le altre! Mah, aspettiamo e speriamo - e intanto ringraziamo chi di dovere per l'esistenza di AO3! XP
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Date: 2014-05-07 07:10 pm (UTC)No, sul serio. C'è una tag per Dubiously Consensual Blowjobs. E una per Loki is a dick. Lovvo quel sito.
Se dovessi riuscire a mettere in piedi un kinkmeme (e adesso anche tu mi stai mettendo addosso una voglia incredibile di farlo XD) sarai la prima a saperlo!
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Date: 2014-05-08 10:02 pm (UTC)Amore puro. <3
*alza striscioni con NORSE-KINKMEME! scritto a caratteri cubitali*
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Date: 2014-05-09 01:55 pm (UTC)L'amore, l'ho detto. <3
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Date: 2014-05-09 04:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-09 07:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-05-09 09:34 pm (UTC)