Njord is the most awesome dad in Norse mythology - and I'm not just saying that because the only other dads I can think of are Odin, Thor and Loki! XD Seriously, there's this part in the Lokasenna were Loki is insulting Freya and going "shut up, I fucked you and he fucked you and everybody else fucked you" and Njord is just being there all unimpressed and "WTF is wrong with you, bitch. My daughter is awesome and she can fuck anybody she likes". And Loki can't find a better comeback than "but you like watersports trololol".
Yay for sex positive Vanir daddies! \O/

(I love the Lokasenna from the bottom of my heart and I think it shows)

I had also thought about Balder, as he kinda has everything: universally adknowledged good guy status, wife and a kid. But I don't think Loki could get to the end without killing him - yes, even as a llama! XD


Marvel!Loki confuses me deeply. O-O I started going "wtf horns" when I first saw an image from the comics, then I started occasionally reading fanfics about the movies and I went "wtf everything". Oh well, at least the fanfics have all the incest and the smut.