I can somewhat get trolls and flame-addicts - in a way. I mean, they're easily amused in strange ways, but I'm easily amused in others.
It's the people who act as the Fandom Police and nag you about what the author and the characters would want that I despise from the bottom of my soul. It's just fanfictions and shipping, it shouldn't get THAT serious!

I you ever write it, I think I'll have to ask you to marry me. I was thinking of a pseudo-Norse rite, actually. But with pretty flowers and doves. And cake - LOTS of cake.